Dressing up is like masturbation, I do it for myself and if it turns you on, that’s fine, but this is for me and you’re not invited.
- have you seen them today? i thought they would have come to our meeting!
- their dress looks really nice today! i wonder where they bought it?
- Sarah? oh, they’re really nice! they watch movies with me when i’m feeling down.
- they are the sweetest, cutest person in the whole world!
- don’t touch their stuff - that’s theirs, not yours.
- they look a little bit uncomfortable because their pronouns are being shitted on by people who don’t know basic grammar rules.